FFSFF
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FFSFF

For F***s Sake Film Festival.

A wholly fictional event · dates to be announced whenever we feel like it · 2027

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About the festival

FFSFF was built for a very specific kind of filmmaker: the one who bought a gimbal before finishing a single short, who calls their group chat "the collective," and who has strong opinions about aspect ratio but has never actually exported a final cut. We see you. We are, frankly, you.

Every year, thousands of people who have never sold a ticket, wrapped a shoot on schedule, or paid an actor in anything but "exposure" submit something to us, quietly convinced this is the year the industry finally notices. It will not be this year. It was not last year either. Nobody has told them, so we're telling you instead: the crew t-shirt does not make it a production, and a private Vimeo link is not a distribution deal.

FFSFF exists to give these efforts the ceremony they clearly crave and, technically, do not deserve — a laurel, a stage, and twelve minutes of enthusiastic applause from people who also submitted something. Bring your unfinished trilogy. Bring your 4K drone shot of a car park. We will watch it. We will not necessarily enjoy it. But we will absolutely give it a category.

Award categories

This year's jury

Margot Feuillet

Chair, Committee for Deciding Things

Has strong opinions about lighting. Will share them whether or not your film has any.

Desmond Okafor-Bligh

Programmer, Runtime Enforcement

Personally times every submission with a stopwatch inherited from his grandfather, a man who never watched a film in his life.

Ilsa Vantongeren

Head of Regulations

Wrote both pages of entry regulations. Regrets nothing. Has ideas for a third page.